jim halpert is an ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE i am going 2 bed so i can try 2 forget about his dumb jokes adn stupid smILE what an IDIOT i hate him
shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license
the love of my whole entire life still doesnt follow me on twitter and u probably think im talking about liam payne but NO im talking about DANIEL and im pressing charges honestly
i saw a woman today who looked exactly like that titty malaysia woman from orphan black
wELL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY NOW, TARA, YOU’VE GONE AND SAID IT ALL
but no actually this is going to get long and there’s going to be a severe lack of punctuation and capitalization whatever but oh well
I’m just sitting here giggling nonstopHE DIDN’T EVEN TRY TO MAKE IT RHYME he was just like “he wears ray bans i wear glasses he wears sweats and i wear chinos” ZAYN U NERD
rmr that one time zayn sang you belong with me and thought it was a good idea to change the lyrics to “he wears sweats and i wear chinos”
One Direction - “More Than This” (Live at SiriusXM)
I thought of putting up the studio version of this song, but honestly, their acoustics are by far the more impressive versions of this song.
You see, 1D can sing. They can sing really well. And sometimes it’s hard to remember because we’re so wrapped up in the superficiality of the band—who Harry Styles is supposedly dating or their current hairstyles—but when they put their pipes to use, they break down perceptions and maybe slay dragons.
(Point of interest: Niall’s verse and Zayn’s bridge parts. Truly magnificent.)